Category: WAGs

  • Dastardly Deviant David Sullivan’s Deserved Downfall Goes Dotty

    Dastardly Deviant David Sullivan’s Deserved Downfall Goes Dotty

    ‘Heretics’ interview by Andrew Gold with Matthew Steeples about sexual allegations against convicted criminal David Sullivan featuring scandalous stories about West Ham FC, Karren Brady and Ampika Pickston goes viral; watched over 207,000 times in just three days

    On Thursday evening an interview by Andrew Gold premiered on the Heretics YouTube channel at 6pm. By 9pm on Saturday evening, this 39-minute programme had been watched by well over 150,000 people and by Monday morning at 10am, it had attracted some 207,000 views; that’s more viewers than many a mainstream media show.

     

    Featuring the sordid and sleazy story of David Sullivan – the clearly not a ‘fit and proper person’ to be in charge of a football club at the very least given he hadn’t been allowed near women and youth games in years – this show delved into the history of a brash and brazen bullying billionaire whose tenure at both Birmingham FC and West Ham FC never ran smoothly.

     

    More importantly, Gold and Steeples delved into the recent allegations of sexual impropriety that Sullivan has been able to keep under the carpet for years and took a serious look at another pair of pantomime villains in this piece – David Sullivan’s gobby unfit-to-run-a-care-home wife-to-be Ampika Pickston and the David Cameron appointed to the House of Lords “associate of the dildo floggers” Karren Brady.

     

    Watch the 39-minute programme here; it certainly pulls no punches. Do you believe David Sullivan to be delusional and dreadful or do you think he’s fallen foul of what he labels “false allegations”?

     

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    What a repugnant specimen – David Sullivan; a diminutive dwarf and convicted criminal (1982) and coffin dodger.
    What a repugnant specimen – David Sullivan; a diminutive dwarf and convicted criminal (1982) and coffin dodger.
    Karren Brady and Sir Philip Green
    Mouthy Poundland muckspreader Lady Brady with another of her deservedly loathed job destroying mates Sir Philip Green. Karren Brady has been associated with David Gold for at least four decades and also worked for Sir Philip at his company Arcadia. Birds of a rotten feather.
    Karren Brady has no place in the House of Lords. Shame on David Cameron for putting her there alongside the PPE profiteer Michelle Mone also. Disgraceful.
    Karren Brady has no place in the House of Lords. Shame on David Cameron for putting her there alongside the PPE profiteer Michelle Mone also. Disgraceful.
    Karren Brady and David Sullivan
    Brady with West Ham co-owner David Sullivan in 1993. Mr Sullivan was mocked by fans in September 2017 when they bounced a giant inflatable sex toy around a stadium during a game against Huddersfield.
    West-Ham-dildo-David-Sullivan
    The aforementioned inflatable.
    Ampika Pickston
    Mouthy menace Ampika Pickston was declared by Ofsted to “not have the skills and experience to run” AP Care Homes in 2023; she no doubt took to a bathtub and drank her stupid self silly.

    In his own words… Self-declared “King of Porn” David Sullivan on…

    His diminutive stature…

    “I’m short, so I have the ‘hightism’ thing against me, which hurts… I was born short. I wish I had been like Brad Pitt, but I am what I am. I may not be black, I may not be Jewish, but I’m little… Perhaps I would prefer to be a black Jewish man than a small white man. So, I get ‘hightism’ remarks against me. You’ve just got to take it on the chin. It’s not very nice.”

     

    His claim that he’s a “moral man” during an interview in 2000…

    “We all live our lives by our own standards and what we believe to be right and what we believe to be wrong and by my rules, I lead my life. I’ve never taken a drug in my life, I’ve never smoked a cigarette in my life… Erm, it’s pretty unusual in this day and age… I don’t think what I do is particularly bad.”

     

    The type of women he ‘goes for’…

    “I like ginger women, actually. I like redheads.”

     

    Sexual assault allegations against him…

    “After a lifetime spent building businesses in the adult industry in which I have met thousands of women, it is sadly inevitable that a small number of improper conduct claims are being made against me.”

     

    A 1989 newspaper interview, when asked about his sexual desires…

    “I can have up to three a day but some days I don’t have any – it depends how I feel and what else is happening… I have a desire to make love to most women.”

     

    What he got ‘upto’ with women…

    “What’s the point of owning a sweet shop if you can’t eat a few sweets?”

     

    Responding to claims in 2008 that he sexually assaulted a 25-year-old at his Essex mansion…

    “I’m a rich person so I’m a target for this sort of thing. That is the world we live in.”

     

    Being a pornographer…

    “I’ve made a lot of people happy. If I was an arms manufacturer or a cigarette manufacturer, and my products killed millions of my clients, I’d have a bit of doubt about the whole thing. I was a freedom fighter. I believe in the right of adults to make their own decisions.”

     

    What was in his smutty books, newspapers and magazines…

    “We feature fantasy and fun… We feature ladies in glamorous situations looking their best… All our stories, our books, are really the adult equivalent of comics that for the average factory worker in Wigan or the unemployed non-worker in Liverpool, they actually get a lot of fun out of reading our books and I think we do no harm whatsoever. We just put a bit of fun into peoples’ lives.”

     

    His desire to leave the porn business after his 1982 criminal conviction for living off immoral earnings…

    “I’d like to get out personally purely because I’ve done it for eleven years and in life if you do anything for eleven years, you feel like a change.”

     

    Why he was going to sell his shares in Birmingham FC in 2007…

    “I think deep down the public have had enough of us… Everybody says I should call it a day and ‘What do you need all that grief for?’”

     

    His ownership of West Ham in a 2017 interview with The Guardian

    “I feel like I haven’t done well enough. Nobody’s done well enough. I work my socks off but sometimes it’s not good enough.”

     

    The woman he made managing director of Birmingham FC aged just 23 and then had working with him for four decades in football…

    “Karren is a good businesswoman but she doesn’t understand football.”

     

    Giving a loan of £1 million to “crime boss” David Hunt to aid a libel action against The Sunday Times

    “[Just a] normal commercial transaction.”

     

    Of the style of business of him and cronies during a 2017 interview with The Guardian

     “I think we’re the most honest, open people you’ll ever deal with… We’re not liars.”

     

    Football agents and negotiating with them…

    “Giving in to terrorists or kidnappers. If you pay the ransom, they will only come back for more.”

     

    His crony Karren Brady having a column in The Sun

    “If I stop her doing it, the club would have to give her the money. And it’s a substantial amount of money, so I prefer for her to do it and the club not to give her the money… I’m confident Karren will write anything detrimental.”

     

    His clearly delusional self:

    “I am a private man, and those who personally and professionally know the real David Sullivan, not the caricature invented by the tabloids, know exactly who I am and what I stand for. I am absolutely not the person the media has decided to paint me as.”

     

    In her own words… “Overpainted Aunt Sally” Karren Brady on…

    Her destroyer of jobs and the high street mate ‘Sir Shifty’ Philip Green

    “The most dynamic, the most energetic, the most relentless business-person I have ever come across, a whirlwind of energy and ideas.”

     

    The nearly as controversial businessman Mike Ashley…

    “I feel sorry for a guy like Mike Ashley… He tried his best… I feel tremendous sympathy for Ashley.”

     

    Her “precarious work-life balance”…

    “[It’s a] balancing act… [I feel] constant guilt over being a working mother.”

     

    “I live day by day. There’s no other way.”

     

    “Dead end jobs” (that she certainly wouldn’t herself consider taking)…

    “No one wants a dead end job, but at least it’s a start.”

     

    Sexism…

    “I always laugh I read about sexism cases in the newspaper.”

     

    “It’s rubbish to say you can’t be proper friends with the opposite sex.”

     

    Her own mistakes…

    “My greatest mistake? I once took a three-day maternity leave.”

     

    Religion…

    “I am a faithful companion of Jesus.”

     

    Contradicting herself in spite of taking up a position in David Cameron’s government as Small Business Ambassador…

    “I have no interest in politics.”

     

    Her being investigated in connection with corruption in football

    “I was in a very dark place… It was gut-wrenching… I didn’t want to have to justify myself to people.”

     

    The East End of London…

    “A hotbed of racism.”

     

    Meeting the general public…

    “I have met people in the street who say: ‘You look like Karren Brady, but she is fat.’ But I don’t care.”

     

    Her nickname at school…

    “I was called ‘Fried Eggs’ and all that at school. Size does matter.”

     

    Eating cheese…

    “I’m a hard cheese person and I could have it with biscuits for breakfast, lunch and dinner.”

     

    Condoms in the Birmingham City boardroom…

    “I found [a condom] floating in the toilet… And it became this big whodunit. I mean, in the boardroom toilet of all places.”

     

    Her “wickedly indiscreet newspaper column”…

    “It’s what I leave out that would make your hair curl.”

     

    A desire to look like Sarah, Duchess of York…

    “Deep in my soul, I’m secretly a redhead.”

     

    Her dream man…

    “I prefer my men slightly overweight. Having said that, my ultimate dream man is Jimmy Nail and he’s skinny.”

     

    Comedian David Walliams…

    “Someone needs to tell him to calm down… Creepy.”

     

    Unsurprisingly getting abuse given her own vile tongue…

    “The abuse I get is vile. And so much worse now than it’s ever been.”

     

    Herself

    “At 23, I had skin as thick as a rhino… I don’t have any fears.”

     

    “I dare to put my head above the parapet, to have a mind and a voice of my own and to plough my own furrow.”

     

    “[I am now] one of the most highly sought-after motivational speakers in the world.”

     

    “I look like a demented Rapunzel.”

     

    More modest than the late Mother Theresa, one is simply left asking: “What on earth was it about the very wealthy woman Karren Brady that David Cameron saw fit to elevate her to the House of Lords?”

     

  • A £3m Wagatha Win – Coleen Rooney Trounces Rebekah Vardy

    A £3m Wagatha Win – Coleen Rooney Trounces Rebekah Vardy

    Matthew Steeples suggests that cool-and-collected Coleen Rooney very much deserved her victory over the mendacious minx Rebekah Vardy; the lesson from the ‘Wagatha Christie’ case is not to take legal action when you know you’ve told porky pies

    After judgment was issued in the ‘Wagatha Christie’ case, Rebekah Vardy yesterday was shown to be nothing but a liar. She brought a case that was neither necessary or rationally thought out and in doing so has simply elevated the defendant Coleen Rooney from someone the public laughed at to someone they now respect.

     

    Like Amber Heard in both her British and American cases, Carrie Johnson fan Mrs Vardy has thrown her very own reputation under the bus and will now go down in history as nothing but a stupid, mendacious woman. Her opponent, Mrs Rooney, will now rise and rise and in showing dignity in her response to the verdict proves herself to be the far bigger person.

     

    Speaking on Radio 4’s Today programme this morning, Coleen Rooney’s Liverpool based lawyer Paul Lunt, a partner and head of litigation at a firm named Brabners, analysed the success he achieved for his client and began:

     

    “Coleen had been given my name by somebody and I received an approach. I was given some background details. I was asked for an opinion. I gave my view. I obviously won’t go into what that was. It went from there and she was happy to instruct me and we got on with it.”

     

    Asked why Rooney couldn’t settle at the beginning, Lunt continued:

     

    “That’s a really good question. This is something that has really irked Coleen and me to an extent throughout. As she has said very publicly, this is a case that she never wanted to have. She never wanted this to go to a trial and we did try hard to settle it.”

     

    “The public commentary, the newspaper coverage, the media commentary and a lot of the comments that you’ll see from the general public have often said: ‘Why don’t these two just sort it out?’ and that can be very frustrating because it takes two people to sort things out.”

     

    “And Coleen, and what people often miss in this case and in the commentary is that she is the defendant. She didn’t start the case, she didn’t choose to have it and it was commenced by Becky Vardy.”

     

    “And when you are a defendant in a case, you have really only got very limited choices. You can either defend or you can capitulate and Coleen was not for capitulating, but we did make every effort to see if there was some middle ground that could be found and sadly we didn’t manage to succeed on that front.”

     

    Asked if Rooney considered a financial settlement with Vardy prior to trial, the lawyer responded:

     

    “Well, look I’m not going to go into discussions we had. They were all confidential. Many of them are subject to strict confidentiality arrangements so I can’t discuss them and it would be quite wrong when there are still certain live issues in relation to the case to be getting into that, but, you know, for our part, from our perspective, we had a very open mind in relation to the discussions that we had and we were just trying to find a sensible alternative to going all the way to a trial.”

     

    Questioned as to “what is still to be determined,” Lunt observed:

     

    “Well what’s come out is the judgment on the facts and the rulings on the law as it were. There are what are called consequentials to be dealt with and that will be a separate hearing some time later on in the summer or autumn. But, the issues such as the payment of legal fees, costs and one or two other consequential matters to do with the involvement of journalists and The Sun and other people who were caught up in the wash along the way.”

     

    After the supposed £3 million costs were mentioned by the presenter, Lunt suggested this to be off-the-scale exaggeration and shared:

     

    “Well, I mean the costs budget and these days in High Court litigation, I mean everyone has to produce cost budgets which are public record and so the court had to look at the budgeting, as it does with most High Court litigation these days very early on.”

     

    “The figures there are a matter of record. £3 million is a gross overestimate and doesn’t represent those figures.”

     

    “I can’t speak for what Mrs Rooney has spent on the case and I can only know what I know from my side of things, but I do think that there has been an awful lot of over exaggeration in the media commentary about what those costs are.”

     

    Turning to whether Rooney might next pursue The Sun and other players, the lawyer offered:

     

    “Well, it’s not so much for Mrs Rooney to pursue anything, but The Sun were, or a number of Sun journalists were thought to be brought into the claim by Mrs Vardy in relation to witness evidence and there are certain consequential issues in relation to how that played out that will be between The Sun and Mrs Vardy to resolve.”

     

    “It’s only in relation to the fact that there was an attempt to call various The Sun journalists. It is referred to in the judgment – the witness summons that were issued.”

     

    “The judge, in fact, found that the witness summons were issued essentially improperly in relation to the content of the witness summonses and there may be consequences that flow from that, but, as I say, that’s a matter for The Sun to take up with Mrs Vardy and for the judge to make a determination on.”

     

    “Coleen hasn’t wanted this. She didn’t want any of this to happen. She doesn’t want any compensation, retribution. She’s never wanted any of that. She just wanted the intrusion that she was seeing into her private life to stop and that was her sole aim and her sole focus.”

     

    “She has no remaining objectives. Certainly, she doesn’t have any need for compensation or demands or anything of that nature. She’s just glad that it’s over and that she can get on with her life.”

     

    “We’ve certainly had lots of cameras and paparazzis following us around and I’ve had loads of approaches from all sorts of areas of the media and, you know, if they’re all telling me the truth then there are a lot of documentaries being made. I’ve certainly not engaged with any of them and it would be news to me if Coleen has engaged with any of them.

     

    Following up and contacting The Steeple Times by email, football historian and author of WAG WARS: The Glamour History of Footballers’ Wives Sam Kimberley concluded that “Wags won’t have the same media weight from now on” after this “last hurrah of Waggery.” He told us:

     

    “The eye-watering cost of suing over Rooney’s tweet has set Vardy back £3 million. It shows a high tide in Waggery. Before they waged a war of fashion brands and midriffs, but it is a sign of football coming of age that Wags now wage a war of words and daggers are drawn in court.”

     

    “We will unlikely ever go back to how it was. It is hard to see how any wag can top this, if they ever wanted to. The new Wags seem a lot more serious than their predecessors. It is a worthy end of an era.”

     

    The Victors – The Rooneys have come out of this case on top. They didn’t choose to bring it and they showed that the claimant was nothing but a troublemaking liar.
    The Losers – It is likely now that the vexatious Vardy family will now have to sell their Portuguese holiday home to cover the costs of their utterly pointless legal action.
    Paul Lunt Brabners
    The Lawyer – Paul Lunt of Brabners will now be noted in history for his win for ‘Wagatha Christie’ Coleen Rooney.
    Sam Kimberley’s 288-page history of Wags in Britain from 1964 onwards was published by Gibson Square Books earlier this month. The book features the stories of amongst others Victoria Beckham, Angie Best, Cheryl Cole, Nancy Dell’Olio, Ulrika Johnson and Tina Moore.
  • Vardy Carrie’s On – Rebekah Vardy Joins #TeamCarrieJohnson

    Vardy Carrie’s On – Rebekah Vardy Joins #TeamCarrieJohnson

    Birdbrained blubber Rebekah Vardy comes out in support of vicious vixen Carrie Johnson; time for a night of Lambrusco, footie and ABBA in Downing Street?

    In the completely wasteful ‘Wagatha Christie’ defamation case, Rebekah Vardy succeeded in scoring many an own goal and now it seems this hapless harridan has kicked herself further into the quagmire in returning to social media to offer up compliments the Prime Minister’s pugnacious puppet mistress, Carrie Johnson.

     

    Revealed yesterday by The Spectator’s ‘Steerpike,’ the wife of the lump of lard Leicester striker that is Jamie Vardy responded to an Instagram post by the blithering buffoon Boris Johnson’s wife that featured an image of her and her current husband leaving the Jubilee Service of Thanksgiving last weekend at St Paul’s Cathedral.

     

    Curiously, though the post made no mention of the boos and jeers the couple deservedly received, Coleen Rooney’s rival thought it appropriate to respond and remark: “You look stunning Carrie.” She followed with a heart emoji and “xx” kisses.

     

    Of this ‘Steerpike’ tellingly observed: “It seems that Carrie’s Labour red outfit won her one fan at least… It’s good to see that the controversies of the past haven’t blunted Vardy’s Insta game. Wags of a feather stick together.”

     

    Perhaps the former Miss Symonds might now return the compliment with an invite to her Lulu Lytle clad apartment in Downing Street. Chuck in “the gays” – as she supposedly likes to call her sidekicks that number Henry Newman and Josh Grimstone – and fire up the ABBA and it’ll be time for ‘Partygate Mark II.’ A WAG, after all, can certainly bring plenty of zesty Lambrusco Bianco to get the bash balling-up.

     

    Pictured top – Both women like to wear hats that make them look quite beyond stupid; that Mrs Vardy (left) likes to wear ones that sport messages such as “you can’t handle the truth” to provoke her rival Mrs Rooney speaks volumes as to the nature of her true character.

     

    Instagram
    One would have thought the leading WAG might have decided to take a break from social media after a trial that – win or lose – will cost her and her husband millions. Instead, the Leicester city striker’s wayward wife came out in support of #TeamCarrieJohnson during the Jubilee festivities on Instagram.
    As the Prime Minister and his wife arrived at and left last Friday’s Jubilee Service of Thanksgiving event, they were met with jeering. It illustrated how hated they truly are and it is most certainly indication that it is time for them to go. With polls predicting a “very heavy loss” in the Wakefield by-election to Labour and a loss also to the Liberal Democrats in Tiverton, perhaps his spouse might persuade Rebekah Vardy to join them on the campaign trail. It’d certainly be yet another own goal given just 3% of respondents to a poll by ‘The Steeple Times’ thought the Leicester City striker’s wife was the person coming out best in the ‘Wagatha Christie’ libel case.
    43% of respondents to our poll in May believed Coleen Rooney to be coming out of the libel case best whilst 49% thought it was the judge in the matter, The Hon. Mrs Justice Steyn, who had triumphed. The agitator in the matter, however, was clearly the one seen to have done worst by allowing this matter to escalate as far as it has.
    Henry Newman Josh Grimstone
    Henry Newman (left) and Josh Grimstone (right), the PM’s wife’s besties, could be brought in to help get any party started. The former is known for his love of ABBA and the latter could even persuade their dear mate Michael Gove to join in also.
    Wagatha Christe trial
    Coleen Rooney (left) would most definitely not make the guest list of any party attended by Mrs Vardy (right), however.