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  • Dastardly Deviant David Sullivan’s Deserved Downfall Goes Dotty

    Dastardly Deviant David Sullivan’s Deserved Downfall Goes Dotty

    ‘Heretics’ interview by Andrew Gold with Matthew Steeples about sexual allegations against convicted criminal David Sullivan featuring scandalous stories about West Ham FC, Karren Brady and Ampika Pickston goes viral; watched over 207,000 times in just three days

    On Thursday evening an interview by Andrew Gold premiered on the Heretics YouTube channel at 6pm. By 9pm on Saturday evening, this 39-minute programme had been watched by well over 150,000 people and by Monday morning at 10am, it had attracted some 207,000 views; that’s more viewers than many a mainstream media show.

     

    Featuring the sordid and sleazy story of David Sullivan – the clearly not a ‘fit and proper person’ to be in charge of a football club at the very least given he hadn’t been allowed near women and youth games in years – this show delved into the history of a brash and brazen bullying billionaire whose tenure at both Birmingham FC and West Ham FC never ran smoothly.

     

    More importantly, Gold and Steeples delved into the recent allegations of sexual impropriety that Sullivan has been able to keep under the carpet for years and took a serious look at another pair of pantomime villains in this piece – David Sullivan’s gobby unfit-to-run-a-care-home wife-to-be Ampika Pickston and the David Cameron appointed to the House of Lords “associate of the dildo floggers” Karren Brady.

     

    Watch the 39-minute programme here; it certainly pulls no punches. Do you believe David Sullivan to be delusional and dreadful or do you think he’s fallen foul of what he labels “false allegations”?

     

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    What a repugnant specimen – David Sullivan; a diminutive dwarf and convicted criminal (1982) and coffin dodger.
    What a repugnant specimen – David Sullivan; a diminutive dwarf and convicted criminal (1982) and coffin dodger.
    Karren Brady and Sir Philip Green
    Mouthy Poundland muckspreader Lady Brady with another of her deservedly loathed job destroying mates Sir Philip Green. Karren Brady has been associated with David Gold for at least four decades and also worked for Sir Philip at his company Arcadia. Birds of a rotten feather.
    Karren Brady has no place in the House of Lords. Shame on David Cameron for putting her there alongside the PPE profiteer Michelle Mone also. Disgraceful.
    Karren Brady has no place in the House of Lords. Shame on David Cameron for putting her there alongside the PPE profiteer Michelle Mone also. Disgraceful.
    Karren Brady and David Sullivan
    Brady with West Ham co-owner David Sullivan in 1993. Mr Sullivan was mocked by fans in September 2017 when they bounced a giant inflatable sex toy around a stadium during a game against Huddersfield.
    West-Ham-dildo-David-Sullivan
    The aforementioned inflatable.
    Ampika Pickston
    Mouthy menace Ampika Pickston was declared by Ofsted to “not have the skills and experience to run” AP Care Homes in 2023; she no doubt took to a bathtub and drank her stupid self silly.

    In his own words… Self-declared “King of Porn” David Sullivan on…

    His diminutive stature…

    “I’m short, so I have the ‘hightism’ thing against me, which hurts… I was born short. I wish I had been like Brad Pitt, but I am what I am. I may not be black, I may not be Jewish, but I’m little… Perhaps I would prefer to be a black Jewish man than a small white man. So, I get ‘hightism’ remarks against me. You’ve just got to take it on the chin. It’s not very nice.”

     

    His claim that he’s a “moral man” during an interview in 2000…

    “We all live our lives by our own standards and what we believe to be right and what we believe to be wrong and by my rules, I lead my life. I’ve never taken a drug in my life, I’ve never smoked a cigarette in my life… Erm, it’s pretty unusual in this day and age… I don’t think what I do is particularly bad.”

     

    The type of women he ‘goes for’…

    “I like ginger women, actually. I like redheads.”

     

    Sexual assault allegations against him…

    “After a lifetime spent building businesses in the adult industry in which I have met thousands of women, it is sadly inevitable that a small number of improper conduct claims are being made against me.”

     

    A 1989 newspaper interview, when asked about his sexual desires…

    “I can have up to three a day but some days I don’t have any – it depends how I feel and what else is happening… I have a desire to make love to most women.”

     

    What he got ‘upto’ with women…

    “What’s the point of owning a sweet shop if you can’t eat a few sweets?”

     

    Responding to claims in 2008 that he sexually assaulted a 25-year-old at his Essex mansion…

    “I’m a rich person so I’m a target for this sort of thing. That is the world we live in.”

     

    Being a pornographer…

    “I’ve made a lot of people happy. If I was an arms manufacturer or a cigarette manufacturer, and my products killed millions of my clients, I’d have a bit of doubt about the whole thing. I was a freedom fighter. I believe in the right of adults to make their own decisions.”

     

    What was in his smutty books, newspapers and magazines…

    “We feature fantasy and fun… We feature ladies in glamorous situations looking their best… All our stories, our books, are really the adult equivalent of comics that for the average factory worker in Wigan or the unemployed non-worker in Liverpool, they actually get a lot of fun out of reading our books and I think we do no harm whatsoever. We just put a bit of fun into peoples’ lives.”

     

    His desire to leave the porn business after his 1982 criminal conviction for living off immoral earnings…

    “I’d like to get out personally purely because I’ve done it for eleven years and in life if you do anything for eleven years, you feel like a change.”

     

    Why he was going to sell his shares in Birmingham FC in 2007…

    “I think deep down the public have had enough of us… Everybody says I should call it a day and ‘What do you need all that grief for?’”

     

    His ownership of West Ham in a 2017 interview with The Guardian

    “I feel like I haven’t done well enough. Nobody’s done well enough. I work my socks off but sometimes it’s not good enough.”

     

    The woman he made managing director of Birmingham FC aged just 23 and then had working with him for four decades in football…

    “Karren is a good businesswoman but she doesn’t understand football.”

     

    Giving a loan of £1 million to “crime boss” David Hunt to aid a libel action against The Sunday Times

    “[Just a] normal commercial transaction.”

     

    Of the style of business of him and cronies during a 2017 interview with The Guardian

     “I think we’re the most honest, open people you’ll ever deal with… We’re not liars.”

     

    Football agents and negotiating with them…

    “Giving in to terrorists or kidnappers. If you pay the ransom, they will only come back for more.”

     

    His crony Karren Brady having a column in The Sun

    “If I stop her doing it, the club would have to give her the money. And it’s a substantial amount of money, so I prefer for her to do it and the club not to give her the money… I’m confident Karren will write anything detrimental.”

     

    His clearly delusional self:

    “I am a private man, and those who personally and professionally know the real David Sullivan, not the caricature invented by the tabloids, know exactly who I am and what I stand for. I am absolutely not the person the media has decided to paint me as.”

     

    In her own words… “Overpainted Aunt Sally” Karren Brady on…

    Her destroyer of jobs and the high street mate ‘Sir Shifty’ Philip Green

    “The most dynamic, the most energetic, the most relentless business-person I have ever come across, a whirlwind of energy and ideas.”

     

    The nearly as controversial businessman Mike Ashley…

    “I feel sorry for a guy like Mike Ashley… He tried his best… I feel tremendous sympathy for Ashley.”

     

    Her “precarious work-life balance”…

    “[It’s a] balancing act… [I feel] constant guilt over being a working mother.”

     

    “I live day by day. There’s no other way.”

     

    “Dead end jobs” (that she certainly wouldn’t herself consider taking)…

    “No one wants a dead end job, but at least it’s a start.”

     

    Sexism…

    “I always laugh I read about sexism cases in the newspaper.”

     

    “It’s rubbish to say you can’t be proper friends with the opposite sex.”

     

    Her own mistakes…

    “My greatest mistake? I once took a three-day maternity leave.”

     

    Religion…

    “I am a faithful companion of Jesus.”

     

    Contradicting herself in spite of taking up a position in David Cameron’s government as Small Business Ambassador…

    “I have no interest in politics.”

     

    Her being investigated in connection with corruption in football

    “I was in a very dark place… It was gut-wrenching… I didn’t want to have to justify myself to people.”

     

    The East End of London…

    “A hotbed of racism.”

     

    Meeting the general public…

    “I have met people in the street who say: ‘You look like Karren Brady, but she is fat.’ But I don’t care.”

     

    Her nickname at school…

    “I was called ‘Fried Eggs’ and all that at school. Size does matter.”

     

    Eating cheese…

    “I’m a hard cheese person and I could have it with biscuits for breakfast, lunch and dinner.”

     

    Condoms in the Birmingham City boardroom…

    “I found [a condom] floating in the toilet… And it became this big whodunit. I mean, in the boardroom toilet of all places.”

     

    Her “wickedly indiscreet newspaper column”…

    “It’s what I leave out that would make your hair curl.”

     

    A desire to look like Sarah, Duchess of York…

    “Deep in my soul, I’m secretly a redhead.”

     

    Her dream man…

    “I prefer my men slightly overweight. Having said that, my ultimate dream man is Jimmy Nail and he’s skinny.”

     

    Comedian David Walliams…

    “Someone needs to tell him to calm down… Creepy.”

     

    Unsurprisingly getting abuse given her own vile tongue…

    “The abuse I get is vile. And so much worse now than it’s ever been.”

     

    Herself

    “At 23, I had skin as thick as a rhino… I don’t have any fears.”

     

    “I dare to put my head above the parapet, to have a mind and a voice of my own and to plough my own furrow.”

     

    “[I am now] one of the most highly sought-after motivational speakers in the world.”

     

    “I look like a demented Rapunzel.”

     

    More modest than the late Mother Theresa, one is simply left asking: “What on earth was it about the very wealthy woman Karren Brady that David Cameron saw fit to elevate her to the House of Lords?”

     

  • The Art of Driving a Manual Car with a Broken Clutch; Racing Legend Juan Manuel Fangio – A Quixotic Adventure

    The Art of Driving a Manual Car with a Broken Clutch; Racing Legend Juan Manuel Fangio – A Quixotic Adventure

    David G. Lennox examines the peril of the “stick shift” and celebrates the spirit of the Argentinian Formula One legend Juan Manuel Fangio

    Ah, the manual transmission, or as the Americans rather quaintly call it, the stick shift. It’s the mark of a true motoring connoisseur, a delightful dance between man and machine. But what happens when our gallant steed’s clutch decides to surrender? Fear not, dear reader, for this is not merely a tale of woe, but a story of resilience, cunning, and a dash of British stiff upper lip.

     

    The Plight of the Broken Clutch

    Picture this: You’re cruising down the motorway, perhaps humming along to a bit of Vivaldi, when suddenly, the clutch pedal sinks to the floor with all the grace of a fainting Victorian maiden. You’re now in possession of a rather expensive paperweight. But do we panic? Absolutely not. We soldier on, for we are British, and adversity is our bread and butter.

     

    Driving a manual car with a malfunctioning clutch is akin to attending a high-society ball with two left feet. Awkward, challenging, and inevitably leading to some colourful language. Yet, it has been done. Take, for instance, the legendary tale of Juan Manuel Fangio (1911 – 1995), the Argentinian maestro of motorsport and a man who dominated the first decade of Formula One by winning the World Drivers’ Championship five times.

     

    Fangio – who was nicknamed ‘El Chueco’ (the “bandy legged one”) and ‘El Maestro’ (“the master” or “the teacher”) – once drove his Maserati 250F to victory in the 1957 German Grand Prix at the Nürburgring, despite suffering from a gearbox so obstinate it could have been designed by a committee of bureaucrats. Though not exactly a clutch failure, it’s a testament to the kind of indomitable spirit we need.

     

    Symptoms of a Malfunctioning Clutch and Their Solutions

    Now, for those who prefer their motoring escapades without the added drama, here’s a helpful guide to recognizing and remedying a malfunctioning clutch:

     

    1. Slipping Clutch:If you notice the engine revving but the car isn’t accelerating with its usual vigour, it’s likely your clutch is slipping. It’s akin to expecting a marathon runner to sprint after a three-course Sunday roast. Solution: Get thee to a mechanic post-haste. A slipping clutch is a slippery slope to a complete breakdown.
    2. Grinding Gears:If your gear shifts sound like a knife fight in a cutlery drawer, your clutch might not be fully disengaging. Solution: Check the clutch fluid. Low levels can cause this problem. If the fluid is fine, you might need a clutch adjustment or a new clutch plate.
    3. Sticky Clutch:A clutch that doesn’t return to its original position is about as useful as a chocolate teapot. Solution: This could be due to air in the hydraulic line or a faulty clutch master/slave cylinder. Bleeding the clutch line might do the trick, but professional help may be required.
    4. Spongy Clutch Pedal:If your clutch pedal feels like you’re stepping on a sponge, there could be air in the hydraulic system or a leak. Solution: Inspect the clutch master and slave cylinders for leaks, clutch master cylinder is located next to the inner wing in most cases, then try and bleed the system to remove any air.
    5. Clutch Pedal Vibrations:Feeling like you’ve stepped onto the world’s tiniest bouncy castle? This could indicate a warped clutch disc or pressure plate. Solution: Unfortunately, this requires a clutch replacement. Prepare your wallet for a bit of a bruising.

     

    A Final Word

    Driving a stick shift with a broken clutch is not for the faint-hearted. It’s a Herculean task that demands not just skill, but a certain joie de vivre. So, the next time your clutch decides to call in sick, channel your inner Fangio and remember: where there’s a will, there’s a way – preferably to the nearest garage.

     

    Until next time, keep your gears in check and your spirits high. After all, motoring mishaps are just part of the grand adventure.

     

    Cheerio and happy motoring!

     

    Retired solicitor David G. Lennox is an “avid consumer of margaritas” and a Rolls-Royce enthusiast. He motors around the country in his quest to watch ‘the sport of Kings’ as often as he can in his 1990 Silver Spur II.

     

    Additional information:

     

    How to check clutch master cylinder – autodoc.co.uk

    Juan Manuel Fangio
    Juan Manuel Fangio entered 52 Formula One races and won 24 of them, a win rate that has not been matched by anyone else.
    Juan Manuel Fangio
    The celebrated racing driver was said to have “a way with women,” but never married. At one time, he was linked to Eva Peron and after retiring sold Mercedes-Benz cars in Argentina and went on to become the honorary president of Mercedes-Benz Argentina in 1987.
  • Motors ‘Clutching’ For Arrivals At Royal Ascot 2024 In

    Motors ‘Clutching’ For Arrivals At Royal Ascot 2024 In

    Put your clutch into it and prepare to motor into Royal Ascot’s Car Park 1 this June in style; David G. Lennox suggests vehicles especially suitable

    Whilst swankily hatted ladies will be clutching their not-so capacious clutch bags at Royal Ascot from Tuesday 18th to Saturday 22nd June, their accompanying badged and booted gentlemen friends will be lining up their marvelous motors in the very much sought-after Car Park 1.

    Whilst many – including British baronets such as Sir Benjamin Slade, Bt. and society luminaries including Liz Brewer – will no doubt descend daily in Bentleys and Bugattis, here I choose five of the finest automotive ‘fillies’ fit for the occasion:

    Going for gold with Graeme Hunt… 1930 Rolls-Royce Phantom II – £265,750… Graemehunt.com

    1930 Rolls-Royce Phantom II

    Ordered new for the Spanish Royal Consort to the United Kingdom on behalf of King Alfonso, this “very special” open tourer will certainly turn heads given its striking gold and brass accents. Of a car that would be the talk of Car Park 1 whilst parked up, Graeme Hunt share: “A more imposing Phantom of any kind would be hard to come by; the ex-John Lennon Phantom VI might be the only car worthy of contention.”

    A long wheelbase Land Rover Range Rover SV…  From £211,940 base price plus ‘picnicking extras’… Landrover.co.uk

    Land Rover Range Rover picnic set

    “Build your own” Range Rover on Land Rover’s website and add a tailgate ‘event suite’ with two leather cushioned seats, tailgate speakers and lighting. This will set you back an additional £1,000 and for an additional £379.20, you can turn the centre armrest into a cooler large enough for a couple of bottles of Pol Roger and a beer or three.

    Hire a Bentley Flying Spur… Daily rate of £995 from Signaturecarhire.co.uk

    Bentley Flying Spur picnic Ascot Signature Car Hire

    Offered on the basis of a minimum hire period of two days, this 4-seater could transport you to watch the late Queen’s favourite meeting as a self-drive or, for an extra fee, complete with your own chauffeur. Picnics can be arranged from ritzy department stores such as Fortnum & Mason or Harrods.

    And, finally… Fit out your own Roller with the Rolls-Royce of picnic hampers… Rolls-roycemotorcars.com

    Rolls-Royce picnic hamper

    “Picnic like the 1%” (if you’ve got the motor to go with it) with a Rolls-Royce picnic hamper if you’ve got about £40,000 to spare. You could place this saddle leather, oil teak and polished aluminium creation in your Fiat 500, but frankly you’d do better to get a Roller to go with this handcrafted “feast for the eyes” that takes over 500 hours to make. It comes with a “treasure trove of artisan crockery, cutlery and glassware” and fold-out piano black tables; a base model Ghost starts at £255,020 whilst an entry level Phantom can be had for £369,020.

    Retired solicitor David G. Lennox is an “avid consumer of margaritas” and a Rolls-Royce enthusiast. He motors around the country in his quest to watch ‘the sport of Kings’ as often as he can in his 1990 Silver Spur II.

    How to discern the decline of your clutch

    Ah, the quintessentially British experience of navigating the verdant countryside in one’s classic motor car, i.e. with an engine and gears, the sun glinting off the polished chrome headlamps, the purr of the engine blending harmoniously with the rustling leaves. Yet, even amidst this idyllic motoring reverie, one must remain vigilant for the subtle signs of a waning clutch, lest one find oneself stranded in the most undignified manner and forced to picnic at the hard-shoulder once again. Allow me, your humble guide, to elucidate the key indicators of clutch deterioration and what steps one might take to remedy such a vexing situation in the field so to speak.

    The treacherous slippage

    Picture this: One is gliding gracefully down a winding country lane towards Ascot, when suddenly, upon accelerating, the engine revs with an unseemly gusto, yet the vehicle does not respond with the expected alacrity. This is what the mechanically inclined term “slippage.” A clutch that slips is akin to a butler who cannot be trusted to hold a tray – utterly useless.

    Should you encounter this regrettable scenario, it is prudent to consult your trusted mechanic posthaste, lest your majestic drive be reduced to a sluggish crawl, and that very often within less than 75 miles, complete failure to progress any further.

    The perplexing pedal-play

    One might also observe an unusual degree of resistance – or lack thereof – when depressing the clutch pedal. If it feels akin to treading on a feather bed, or conversely, if it requires the exertion of a rugby player’s leg muscles, the clutch is undoubtedly in distress. A visit to one’s automotive specialist is warranted to adjust or replace the clutch mechanism, thereby restoring the pedal’s dignified demeanor.

    The dreaded burning aroma

    Should a noxious scent reminiscent of burnt toast waft through the cabin, one must resist the urge to summon the housekeeper to check the toaster. Instead, recognise this as the unmistakable olfactory evidence of clutch friction material overheating. This olfactory assault necessitates immediate attention, as continued motoring in such a state is as ill-advised as wearing white tie to a muddy garden party.

    The unseemly sounds

    A well-maintained motor car should hum as contentedly as a bee in a lavender field. Should you discern any ghastly grinding, squeaking, or rattling noises upon engaging the clutch, it is a clear indication that something is amiss. Such sounds are the automotive equivalent of a string quartet gone terribly awry and should prompt a thorough inspection by a seasoned mechanic.

    The inauspicious gear engagement

    If your attempts to shift gears are met with resistance or result in a cacophony of crunching, it is a tell-tale sign that your clutch is not disengaging properly. This symptom, akin to a recalcitrant gate refusing to open, signals that immediate mechanical intervention is required to avert further damage to the gearbox.

    What must one do?

    Upon identifying any of these unfortunate symptoms, the course of action is clear: Drive to and entrust your cherished vehicle to a reputable mechanic as soon as possible, preferably one who has an affinity for classic automobiles. An experienced professional will diagnose the malady with the precision of a royal physician and restore your motor car to its former glory often with only in the inconvenience of a small adjustment, Alas, you may easily find that your clutch needs a considerable overhaul for complete replacement this will take the majority of mechanics of the order of half a day of labour.

    In conclusion, while it may be tempting to dismiss these symptoms as mere quirks of character in your venerable vehicle, it is far more prudent to address them with the urgency they deserve. Thus, you shall ensure that your drives through our beautiful countryside remain as splend

    id and untroubled as a summer afternoon at Ascot, be that be your destination or not.

    Tally-ho, and happy motoring!

    Useful information on clutch cylinder – onlinecarparts.co.uk

     

  • Roulette’s Famous Faces

    Roulette’s Famous Faces

    Matthew Steeples explores the history of roulette and identifies five famous faces who’ve had the biggest successes at the wheel

    Roulette is a game that came about as a result of a French mathematician, philosopher and religious writer named Blaise Pascal (1623 – 166) seeking to develop a perpetual motion machine.

     

    This child prodigy from Clermont-Ferrand, Auvergne first came to prominence aged just 16 after writing a treatise on the subject of projective geometry, but it was in 1642 that he pioneered work on calculating machines and became one of the first inventors of the mechanical calculator.

     

    Pascal’s quest to discover a hypothetical machine that could continue forever in an unperturbed system without an external energy source in the 17th century was followed in the 18th century by a primitive form of roulette known as ‘EO’ (‘Even/Odd’) in late 18th century England.

     

    Defined now as a “gambling game in which a ball is dropped on to a revolving wheel with numbered compartments, the players betting on the number at which the ball comes to rest,” the present form is believed to have been first played in Paris circa 1796. It was described then in a French novel, La Roulette, ou le Jour, by Jacques Lablee, but had previously been mentioned in 1758 as being banned in New France (Québec).

     

    One of the most popular casino games of all time and available to play via casinos.com’s list of online roulette sites as well as in-person in many ritzy venues, here is a game that has attracted many a high-roller. Here also is a game where the sum total of all the numbers on the wheel (from 0 to 36) is 666; it marks the “Number of the Beast.”

     

    Five famous faces who’ve profited most from the pleasures of the roulette wheel…

    Sir Philip and Lady Green (left) and Pedro Grendene Bartelle (right)
    Sir Philip and Lady Green (left) and Pedro Grendene Bartelle (right)
    Charles De Ville Wells (left) and Ashley Revell (right)
    Charles De Ville Wells (left) and Ashley Revell (right)

    Anything but sorry for their shameless business practices ‘Sir Shifty’ Philip Green and his wife ‘Lady Greed’ are well known for loving a bit of gambling. In December 2004, over a few nights, he is said to have won £3 million on the wheel at the Mayfair Club in London. The casino subsequently dramatically reduced its table limits whilst Sir Philip and ‘Call Me Lady Tina’ went on to become two of the most loathed people in Britain after what happened in the disgraceful Arcadia Group debacle.

     

    Pedro Grendene Bartelle, the nephew of the billionaire sandal manufacturer Alexandre Grendene Bartelle, pocketed £2.8 million playing French roulette at the Hotel Conrad in Punta del Este, Uruguay in January 2017. He had staked most of his chips on no 32 and had put down an initial stake of just £275.

     

    “Average English guy” computer programmer Chris Boyd decided to go for all-out in Las Vegas in 1994 at Binon’s Horsehoe Club. He won £350,000 after placing half that sum on red and cashed out and went home a very much richer man with his “life changed forever.”

     

    English gambler and fraudster Charles De Ville Wells (1851 – 1922) was celebrated in the song The Man Who Broke the Bank at Monte Carlo after he won 23 out of 30 consecutive spins at the wheel on one night in 1891. He won the modern-day equivalent of around £900,000 and then went back and returned soon after and did it all again based on luck (allegedly).

     

    In 2014, Maidstone, Kent born Ashley Revell went to the Plaza Hotel & Casino, Las Vegas after selling his belongings, BMW and house. He staked his entire £76,840 worth on red and got lucky. He doubled his money and later became the inspiration for Simon Cowell’s 2011 game show Red or Black? and a Sky One mini-series titled Double or Nothing. In August 2023, the MailOnline reported that after his £153,680 win, he also met the woman who’d become his wife during the trip and then discovered a Bronze Age hoard dating to around 900 BC in Elham, Kent in 2018.

     

  • Do NOT Parole Pistorius – Evil Oscar Pistorius Does NOT Deserve To Be Freed

    Do NOT Parole Pistorius – Evil Oscar Pistorius Does NOT Deserve To Be Freed

    Matthew Steeples suggests that the murdering monster Oscar Pistorius should NOT be released on parole; he is completely lacking in remorse and clearly his continuing arrogance shows he has not yet been rehabilitated

    Shameless and selfish Oscar Pistorius could have had it all; he could have gone down for his remarkable achievements as an athelete, but instead this murdering monster will forever be remembered as nothing but a convicted killer.

     

    Born in Johannesburg and someone who achieved significant success at the Paralympics in spite both of his feet being amputated when he was just 11 months old, Pistorious is now 36-years-old. Today, he will find out if he will be released from prison early in spite of a sentence that prosecutors have previously referenced as “shockingly lenient.”

     

    Jailed for an ultimate total of 13 years in 2016 for mercilessly murdering his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp on Valentine’s Day 2013 as she cowered in the bathroom of their home, Pistorious blamed everyone but himself for his very own actions at trial. Instead of showing remorse, this wicked wazzock vomited in the dock and tried to get sympathy for himself.

     

    Speaking this morning on the victim’s family’s behalf, lawyer Tania Koen remarked:

     

    “It’s a very traumatic experience, as you can imagine. It’s painful June [Steenkamp] has to face Oscar Pistorius again this morning. He is the killer of their daughter, for them, it’s a life sentence.”

     

    “Ms Steenkamp’s parents have no power to block it as criminals are automatically eligible for parole after serving half of their sentence.”

     

    “They don’t feel that he should be released, they feel he has shown no remorse and he’s not rehabilitated, because if he had been he would have come clean and told the true story of what happened that night.’”

     

    “They believe he intended to kill Reeva… Unless he comes clean, they don’t feel that he has rehabilitated.”

     

    Trigger happy Oscar Pistorius will go down in history as South Africa’s equivalent of O. J. Simpson. Once he is released – today or on another day in the future – here is a mouse-not-a-man who’ll no doubt continue to bleat and blub and protest his innocence. He should, instead, be reminded that his legacy will forevermore be for acting out the crocodile tears of a cretin rather than being the fastest man on no legs on the planet.

     

    Editor’s Note – Unlike as is the case in many publications, this article was NOT sponsored or supported by a third-party. Follow Matthew Steeples on Twitter at @M_Steeples.

     

    Pictured Top – Innocent victim of her monstrous boyfriend Reeva Steenkamp (left) and her crybaby killer (right).

     

    This morning on Twitter, Matthew Steeples asked: “Is trigger happy murdering monster Oscar Pistorious worthy of parole today or anytime in the near future?” As of 11:45am on Friday 31st March 2023, the majority of respondents favoured the answer: “No; he hasn’t changed.”
    Oscar Pistorius Reeva Steenkamp
    The Olympian and his late model girlfriend in happier times prior to the former went crazy with a gun and shot this innocent young lady to death as she hid from him in a bathroom.
    Home
    Home then… The luxury residence where a murder most monstrous occurred on 14th February 2013; Valentine’s Day should have involved romance, but instead for the poor victim, it was to be her final day on the planet.
    Prison
    Home now… If all goes as he wants, one-time “sporting icon” Oscar Pistorius could leave Atteridgeville Correctional Centre in Pretoria, South Africa as early as today. He has supposedly been “affected by his time in custody and is is now a shadow of his former self” (if you believe his PR peddlers). His lawyer, Julian Knight, has previously claimed that his client has been a “model prisoner.” Atteridgeville is described as “a facility better suited to disabled prisoners.”
    June Steenkamp
    June Steenkamp arriving at court this morning. She shared that she was “very nervous” and that it was “very hard to be in the same room” as her daughter’s murderer.
    Barry and June Steenkamp
    Barry and June Steenkamp – a couple who will never recover from what occurred when their innocent daughter was slayed on 14th February 2013.
  • Five Famous British Poker Players – The Stories Of Poker Hand Success

    Five Famous British Poker Players – The Stories Of Poker Hand Success

    David Lennox shares the stories of five famous British poker players and what makes them good at their game

    Many of our readers enjoy gaming both in casinos and online on sites such as SlotsLV, but most would struggle to name individuals famous for other activities who also happen to be very, very good at games such as poker.

     

    Whilst well-known individuals such as the footballer Michael Owen has also found success on the horseracing circuit and the England manager Terry Venables is now also known for co-creating the detective series Hazell, the following five ‘famous faces’ are the British kings of ‘poker hand’ activity:

     

    Derren Brown

    Derren Brown

    Mentalist, illusionist, painter and author are just a few of the occupations Derren Brown has practicised. A former evangelical Christian turned atheist, this award-winning “master of mind control” is a winner of two Laurence Olivier Awards and in 2014 appeared as himself in the Sherlock episode ‘The Empty Hearse.’

     

    Active since 1992, Croydon born Brown claims not possess any supernatural powers and often begins his shows by stating that what he does is achieved through “magic, suggestion, psychology, misdirection and showmanship.” He took inspiration from the hypnotist Martin S. Taylor and worked as a conjuror whilst studying at the University of Bristol.

     

    Considered a controversial entertainer by some, Brown – who claims to be a “big fan” of parrots and who is a patron of the Parrot Zoo Trust in Friskney, Lincolnshire – is said to have “prowess” also at blackjack and poker. He is considered so good that he has supposedly been banned from several casinos in the United Kingdom.

     

    Stephen Chidwick (Aliases ‘stevie444’ and ‘TylersDad64’)

    Stephen Chidwick

    Aside from being a lookalike of the Marmite-like social media manipulator Andrew Tate, Playa del Carmen based Stephen Chidwick is listed as being the number one on the England all-time money list for poker tournament winnings.

     

    Born in 1989 in Deal, Kent and “popular with the fans,” Chidwick had raked in a grand total of £26.1 million ($32.3 million, €29.7 million or درهم118.6 million) by November 2019 and likely now has well exceeded that figure. At that time, he was eighth all-time and he currently stands at the biggest-earning British tournament poker player in history.

     

    Michael Greco

    Michael Greco

    Best known for having played Beppe di Marco in EastEnders for four years, Michael Greco was born in Sutton, Greater London in November 1970. He has also appeared in Casualty, Celebrity Love Island and Soapstar Superstar, but card games are his true passion.

     

    Wikipedia list Greco’s total live tournament poker winnings at in excess of £890,000 ($1.1 million, €1 million or درهم4 million), but given they only provide dated entries to contests including the Showbiz Poker between 2005 and 2009, his actual total is likely far higher.

     

    In 2022, the actor announced he would be starring in a new Netflix series and also appeared in Aladdin at Wolverhampton’s Grand Theatre. Of this, he observed: “They’re the best parts to play, the villains. It’s the role people remember. I played the boy-next-door characters growing up. As I’ve got a bit older, gruffer and hairier – oh, and greyer – it’s the baddies now.”

     

    Stephen Hendry MBE (AKA ‘The Golden Boy’, ‘The Ice Man’ and ‘The King of the Crucible’)

    Stephen Hendry

    Aside from having appeared a poor ninth in The Masked Singer as ‘Rubbish’ in 2023, this Scottish snooker player is lauded as “one of the most successful snooker players in history.”

     

    Hendry turned professional in 1985 at the tender age of 16 and went on to become the sport’s youngest world champion when he won his first World Snooker Championship in 1990 aged just 21. He won seven world titles between 1990 and 1999 and retired in 2012, but returned to the professional circuit in 2021.

     

    A father of two, Hendry supports Hearts and Chelsea F.C. and also “enjoys poker.” He has appeared in several televised tournaments and especially “loves” high-stakes games.

     

    Stuart Wheeler (1935 – 2020)

    Stuart Wheeler Chilham Castle

    Eton and Oxford educated Stuart Wheeler was once “told to stop playing blackjack for being too successful at Caesar’s Palace Casino in Las Vegas.” He played cards with Lord Lucan two nights before his disappearance, invented spread-betting on shares and gave William Hague’s Conservative Party the biggest donation in British history – a sum of £5 million ($6.2 million, €5.7million or درهم22.7 million).

     

    A regular competitor in the World Series of Poker championships and known for playing bridge with Omar Sharif also, Wheeler lived in the £15 million ($18.6 million, €17 million or درهم68.2 million) Chilham Castle in Kent and counted ‘Model of the Millennium’ Jacquetta Wheeler amongst his trio of delightful daughters.

     

    In September 2019, Quiller published Wheeler’s memoir Winning Against The Odds: My Life in Gambling and Politics and launched it with a glitzy party hosted by Dominic Cummings at Carlton House Terrace. He sadly died of stomach cancer just months later and generously left his Jacobean castle to charity.

     

    David Lennox is a restaurant critic and occasional enthusiast for the ‘Sports of Kings.’ He enjoys the ‘Beautiful Game’ and the odd game of poker as well as backgammon and the roulette wheel also.

     

     

  • Runners & Riders – The Cheltenham Festival 2023, Day 4, ‘Gold Cup Day’

    Runners & Riders – The Cheltenham Festival 2023, Day 4, ‘Gold Cup Day’

    ‘The Steeple Times’ examines the tipsters’ selections and offers options for ‘Gold Cup Day’ at the Cheltenham Festival 2023 including a 20/1 outsider owned by Sir Alex Ferguson and a 50/1 wildcard

    The Cheltenham Festival 2023 has flown by and yesterday one “brave punter” scooped £50,000 from a £1 each-way 5-fold accumulator after backing the first four winners of the day; a genuine example of a ‘lucky geezer’ and no doubt someone who had a gin or ten last night.

     

    Yesterday, The Steeple Times didn’t do too shabbily either and from our selection we got 1st places for Stage Star at 19/2 and Good Time Jonny at 11/1 giving us success in two out of three of the races we provided tips for.

     

    Today, with what John Hunt described on Radio 4 Today this morning as the “absolute cracker” of the Gold Cup on the cards (3.30pm), we’re hoping for further joy on ‘Gold Cup Day’ and are looking at EACH WAY BETS as follow:

     

    1.30pm Cheltenham – JCB Triumph Hurdle (Grade 1) – 2m 179y, 8 hurdles (15 runners, 3 places)

    Trainer Willie Mullins has an astonishing SEVEN horses out of the fifteen in this race on his books and has the “stranglehold” on the contest as At The Races points out, but the one we’re rooting for is:

     

    Mark Walsh – W. P. Mullins combo Zenta at 10/1 (The Sun ‘Fiver Flutter Longshot’, Daily Mail ‘Live Outsider’)

    • The Sun suggests: “Good win in a Grade 3 on debut for Willie Mullins and has a lot more to come over a trip that suits.”
    • At The Races adds: “Three lengths separated French recruits Zenta (first) and Hypotenus (second) when they met in a Fairyhouse Grade 3 and both are open to improvement.”
    • Daily Mail observes: “Zenta created a good impression on her Irish bow, hacking up at Fairyhouse to book her place in the field.”
    • Racing Post less enthusiastic: “Went past Hypotenus in Fairyhouse Grade 3 before bad mistakes at the last two flights.”

     

    At shorter odds, we’ll add the Mullins double Blood Destiny at 5/2 to our card (Racing Post, GG.co.uk, SPOTLIGHT, Daily Telegraph, The Guardian, Daily Mail ‘Mick Fitzgerald’, ‘Robin Goodfellow’ and ‘Ruby Walsh’, Daily Express, The Sun)

    • Racing Post observes: “This is probably between the three market leaders, with BLOOD DESTINY preferred to Lossiemouth and Gala Marceau… His jumping has not been the most fluent but he looks a high-class prospect.”
    • Mick Fitzgerald for Daily Mail states: “I was really taken with BLOOD DESTINY when he won at Cork. Paul Townend has opted to ride Lossiemouth after an unlucky run at Leopardstown but it must have been a tough choice.”
    • Ruby Walsh for Daily Mail adds: “The softer it gets the bigger chance that gives BLOOD DESTINY. It’ll definitely suit if the going is heavy.”
    • Robin Goodfellow for Daily Mail concludes: “Willie Mullins does not have the best success rate in this event, but he won it last year and has a strong hand again with three strong contenders and a lightly raced stablemate completing a powerful assemble. Blood Destiny narrowly gains the nod over talented filly Lossiemouth as he could barely have been any more impressive at Fairyhouse on his second start in Ireland. That form has already worked out brilliantly with fifth-home Jazzy Matty lifting the Boodles Handicap earlier in the week and Nusret (third) landing the Adonis Hurdle at Kempton.”

     

    Going for a total ‘wildcard,’ we’ll also take a small punt on Jipcot at 50/1 (WEST COUNTRY)

    • Racing Post remarks: “Won twice when back over hurdles at Pau (2m1f, very soft) last month, well on top.”

     

    Cheltenham Festival 2023 attendance down
    This morning, the ‘Daily Mail’ suggested the attendance figures for the Cheltenham Festival 2023 “make grim reading.” In spite of the decision to cap daily attendance at 68,500, only 50,387 fans “rocked up” on day three – down 14,044 on last year. Uncertainty over public transport and the cost of living crisis are being blamed as the “obvious factors.”
    Sir Alex Ferguson Protektorat
    This morning, ‘Business Plus’ declared: “Alex Ferguson’s Protektorat represents, once again, the Scots best chance of tasting glory in Cheltenham’s biggest race.”

    2.10pm Cheltenham – McCoy Contractors County Handicap Hurdle (Premier Handicap) – 2m 179y, 8 hurdles (23 runners, 6 places with Ladbrokes ‘The Grid’)

    Though many are favouring Filey Bay at 6/1, our ‘sensible selection’ is the Skelton double Pembroke at 11/2 from 5/1 earlier (Radio 4, The Times, Daily Star, Daily Record, Daily Mail ‘Jane Mangan’)

    • Dave Randall for Racing Post muses: “Dan Skelton has won the County Hurdle three times in the last ten runnings and Pembroke is another suitable candidate. The six-year-old ran out an impressive winner of a Ludlow novice hurdle in December and he finished a good second in a Grade 2 novice event over 2m4½f at Cheltenham on Trials day in January. Considering the speed he showed at Ludlow, the drop to 2m1f on this handicap debut should suit. Ground conditions are suitable and he looks sure to run well from an exploitable opening mark of 136.”
    • Jane Mangan for Daily Mail offers: “Just the 26 runners but I fancy Dan Skelton to continue his brilliant record in this race courtesy of PEMBROKE. He could be well handicapped.”
    • Racing Post remarks: “Novice; could be suited by strongly run race at this trip; yard has done well in this race.”

     

    Also in the same race, Jonathan Burke – Harry Fry combo Gin Coco at 10/1 (Racing Post ‘West Country NAP’, TOPSPEED, At The Races ‘Top Tip’)

    • James Stevens for Racing Post remarks: “Fine second here in the Greatwood, will handle conditions and can continue to improve.”
    • Racing Post adds: “Clear second in the Greatwood last November and could be in the mix on first run since.”
    • At The Races enthuses: “GIN COCO shades the verdict. An exposed seven-year-old with a nice weight on his back, he has been kept fresh for this assignment following a cracking runner-up effort in the Greatwood here in November and still looks nicely treated off a mark of 135. Pembroke drops in trip and could make his presence felt.”

     

    Also in the same race, Nico de Boinville – Nicky Henderson combo First Street at 12/1 (LAMBOURN, Daily Mail, SPOTLIGHT, Racing Post)

    • Racing Post muses: “This could go to FIRST STREET who was a fine second to State Man in this race last year. Magnor Glory is second choice… Second in this last year; below par last time but has had wind op since; one to consider.”

     

    3.30pm Cheltenham – Boodles Cheltenham Gold Cup Chase (Grade 1) – 3m 2f  70y, 22 fences(13 runners, 3 places)

    Speaking on Radio 4 Today this morning, Mick Fitzgerald declared: “There’s something very special about Cheltenham, but there’s something even more special about Gold Cup Day… This is a really deep race.”

     

    Analysing the prospects, Ruby Walsh, writing in the Daily Mail, is of the view: “GALOPIN DES CHAMPS all day, every day and I would love to be riding him” and most tipsters agree with him. However, we shall take a risk on:

     

    Rachael Blackmore – Henry De Bromhead combo A Plus Tard at 19/4 from 9/2 earlier (Guardian NAP, Daily Mail ‘Mick Fitzgerald’ and ‘Marcus Townend’, Racing Post ‘Handicappers’ NAP’, TOPSPEED, Daily Express, The Sun, Daily Star, RP Ratings)

    • Trainer Henry De Bromhead: “He was hugely impressive last year but this season we sadly haven’t had as good a prep. We would obviously have liked another run under our belts but we’re really happy with him now. If he can reproduce that form from last year he should be bang there.”
    • At The Races suggests: “A Plus Tard arrives on something of a retrieval mission following a disappointing run in the Betfair Chase, but he was scintillating in this last year and won’t relinquish his crown without a fight.”
    • Steve Mason for Racing Post offers: “Not seen since pulling up on his Haydock reappearance in November, but posted a huge figure when bolting up in this race last year and looks worth chancing at his forecast odds.”
    • Racing Post adds: “Sprinted up the hill for a brilliant win in this last year; had interrupted prep this time.”
    • Mick Fitzgerald for Daily Mail muses: “I’m willing to trust that trainer Henry De Bromhead will have A PLUS TARD ready to go after a disappointing season. Last year’s Gold Cup winner could be the forgotten horse in the race.” On Radio 4, he added: “You write him off at your peril… I’m looking for him to bounce back.”

     

    Also in the same race, we’d love to see success for the Sir Alex Ferguson owned, Skelton double Protektorat at 20/1 from 18/1 earlier (The Sun ‘Fiver Flutter’)

    • Racing Post remarks: “Third in this last year; impressive at Haydock in November; lesser effort back here since.”
    • The Sun says: “Better than we saw in the Cotswold Chase here last time when trainer Dan Skelton says he didn’t have him fit enough.”

     

    Also in the same race, our ‘wildcard’ is Sounds Russian at 45/1 from 28/1 earlier (Daily Mail ‘Paddy Power’)

    • Paddy Power for Daily Mail enthuse: “SOUNDS RUSSIAN has improved with every start this season and he looks to have decent each-way claims at a huge price.”
    • Racing Post less enthusiastic: “Has improved; divided Ahoy Senor and Noble Yeats here latest; needs more at the weights.”

     

    SUMMARY – Our choices and options for ‘doing a double’

    As ever, we offer something for everyone and be you a ‘Safe Steven’ or a ‘Wild William,’ here are our selections:

     

    1.30pm – Selection: Blood Destiny; Outsider: Zenta; Wildcard: Jipcot.

     

    2.10pm – Selection: Pembroke; Outsiders: First Street and Gin Coco.

     

    3.30pm – Selection: A Plus Tard; Outsider: Protektorat; Wilder Than Wild Wildcard: Sounds Russian.

     

    DOING A DOUBLE ON GOLD CUP DAY

    Selection: Each way double on Blood Destiny (1.30pm) and A Plus Tard (3.30pm) at 18.25/1.

     

    Wildcard Selection: Each way double on Pembroke (2.10pm) and A Plus Tard (3.30pm) at 36.37/1.

     

    Happy racing and don’t forget to join in and ‘ROAR’ – even if watching at home on ITV Racing.

     

    Editor’s Note – Unlike as is the case in many publications, this article was NOT sponsored or supported by a third-party.

     

    To join our racing followers – who receive a FREE tipping service occasionally by email – please send your relevant details to editorial@thesteepletimes.com.

     

    Stage Star Paul Nicholls Harry Cobden
    Paul Nicholls and Harry Cobden had much deserved success with Stage Star in the Turners Novices Chase yesterday. Of the win, for ‘The Guardian,’ Paul Nicholls observed: “Booted home after a fine frontrunning ride by Harry Cobden, he prompted a flurry of exultant fist-pumps and West Country whooping from the horse’s clearly delighted whisperer.”
    Good Time Jonny
    Good Time Jonny stormed ahead of the pack yesterday and won the Pertemps Network Final Handicap Hurdle at odds of 9/1.
  • Runners & Riders – The Cheltenham Festival 2023, Day 3, ‘St Patrick’s Thursday’

    Runners & Riders – The Cheltenham Festival 2023, Day 3, ‘St Patrick’s Thursday’

    ‘The Steeple Times’ examines the tipsters’ selections and offers options for ‘St Patrick’s Thursday’ at the Cheltenham Festival 2023 including an 18/1 outsider

    Yesterday, on a day of surprises at the Cheltenham Festival 2023, we scored each-way successes with a 2nd for Galvin at 11/4, a 3rd for Champ Kiely at 8/1 and a 1st for a late addition in the form of the rather marvelously named The Real Whacker at 8/1 also.

     

    The might of the Nico de Boinville – Nicky Henderson combo with Shiskhin at 4/5 will be hard to beat in the Ryanair Chase (2.50pm) today, but that, in our view, is just one to watch. Instead, with still soft ground on ‘St Patrick’s Thursday,’ we’re going with EACH WAY BETS on:

     

    1.30pm Cheltenham – ‘The Golden Miller’ Turners Novices’ Chase (Grade 1) – 2m 3f 168y, 16 fences (9 runners, 3 places)

    The Davy Russell – Gordon Elliott combo Mighty Potter at 10/11 is the ‘obvious option’ here and has been widely backed, but others to look at are:

     

    Paul Townend – W. P. Mullins combo Appreciate It at 7/2 from 10/3 earlier (Daily Mail ‘Ruby Walsh’ and ‘Main Danger’, The Sun ‘Fiver Flutter’, At The Races ‘Watch Out For’, Daily Telegraph, Daily Star, Daily Record, Daily Express)

    • The Sun says: “Good effort in Grade 1 company last time on the back of an easy novice win. Has run well at the past two Festivals.”
    • Ruby Walsh for Daily Mail says: “I won’t be surprised if Appreciate It (each-way) turns up and gives MIGHTY POTTER a big fright. It looks a match and I’ll even go for the forecast of Mighty Potter to beat Appreciate It.”
    • Racing Post muses: “Put in his place in 2m1f Grade 1 novice latest but now looks ready for return to further.”
    • At The Races offers: “Appreciate It tasted his first defeat over fences when weakening into third in the Irish Arkle, but the 2021 Supreme winner is feared most now upped to 2m4f for the first time over obstacles. He had no problem winning a NH Flat race over this trip back in 2019 and this stiffer test could unlock some improvement.”

     

    Also in the same race, Harry Cobden – Paul Nicholls combo Stage Star at 19/2 from 9/1 earlier (Racing Post, Daily Mail ‘Peter Scudamore’, SPOTLIGHT, TOPSPEED, POSTDATA, WEST COUNTRY)

    • Racing Post remarks: “Red-hot favourite Mighty Potter has to be the starting point but STAGE STAR was poetry in motion in a C&D handicap last time… On his way up and a serious contender judged on his smooth win in C&D handicap last time.”
    • At The Races adds: “Stage Star was impressive on his handicap debut over an extended 2m4f on Trials Day.”

     

    Tony Bloom Energumene
    Bloom Blossoms – Brighton F.C. chairman Tony Bloom celebrated yesterday after his horse, Energumene, won. He had placed £600,000 on his 6/5 winning favourite and won £830,000 as a result as well as a share of the £225,080 prize money. Later in the day, his team beat Crystal Palace.

    2.10pm Cheltenham – Pertemps Network Final Handicap Hurdle (Premier Handicap) – 2m 7f 213y, 12 hurdles (23 runners, 6 places with Ladbrokes ‘The Grid’)

    Ruby Walsh is quite clear in his view of this race. Writing in the Daily Mail, the legend shares: “I have no opinion here and I’m not going to give you a horse for the sake of giving you a horse. Let’s move on.”

     

    However, in this crowded field, the obvious option shining through is the Mark Walsh – David Pipe combo Thanksforthehelp at 17/4 from 4/1 earlier (Racing Post, GG.co.uk, SPOTLIGHT, RP Ratings, WEST COUNTRY, Daily Express, Mirror, Daily Star, Daily Record, Independent.ie)

    • Racing Post remarks: “Walking On Air and The Bosses Oscar are respected but THANKSFORTHEHELP was scintillating when upped in trip at Chepstow… Had wind op; toyed with rivals on step up to 2m7f at Chepstow; 11lb rise may not stop him.”

     

    Liam McKenna – A. J. Martin combo Good Time Jonny at 11/1 from 9/1 earlier (The Sun ‘Fiver Flutter’, Daily Telegraph, Stephen R. Power, Daily Mail ‘Marcus Townend’)

    • The Sun suggests: “Has been aimed at this by canny trainer and has proven form in a big field. Will be happy going back up in distance.
    • Racing Post less enthusiastic: “Stout stayer at 3m; mighty task against Maxxum sole 3m start this winter; tough assignment.”

     

    Sam Twiston-Davies – Nicky Henderson combo Captain Morgs at 18/1 from 16/1 earlier (Daily Mail ‘Mick Fitzgerald’)

    • Mick Fitzgerald for Daily Mail enthuses: “The faster they go the better he looks and CAPTAIN MORGS has winning form at the track. He looks a good each-way play.”
    • At The Races offers: “Captain Morgs struck over C&D in December and could be good value to at least make the frame.”
    • Racing Post remarks: “Put on a good spurt when winning first attempt at 3m; up 7lb but unexposed at the trip.”

     

    Ben Harvey – Gordon Elliott combo The Bosses Oscar at 11/1 (Stephen R. Power)

    • Racing Post muses: “Strong Festival record; back to form latest; 6lb lower than when 2nd in this race in 2021.”
    • ie shares: “The Bosses Oscar boasts strong Festival form and was second in this in 2021.”
    • At The Races adds: “The Bosses Oscar was third in a qualifier at Musselburgh on his return from a break and can be fancied to strip a lot sharper.”

     

    3.30pm Cheltenham – Paddy Power Stayers’ Hurdle (Grade 1) – 2m 7f 213y, 12 hurdles (11 runners, 3 places)

    The Racing Post is clear and states: “On form there is no standout candidate” here, but the obvious battle is between the Davy Russell – Gordon Elliott combo Teahupoo at 5/2 (Radio 4, Stephen Power, Daily Mail ‘Lizzie Kelly’, RP Ratings, The Sun) and the Byrnes double Blazing Khal at 10/3 from 7/2 earlier (Daily Mail ‘Captain Heath Trio’ NAP, GG.co.uk, Paddy Power, Sporting Life, POSTDATA, Daily Express, Daily Telegraph). We’ll go with the latter.

    • Racing Post remarks: “Defied long absence in the Grade 2 Boyne Hurdle and has the potential to be a major player.”
    • Paddy Power adds: “If BLAZING KHAL is 100 per cent here I fully expect him to take all the beating.”

     

    At bigger odds, we’re looking at the Johnny Charron – Gabriel Leenders combo Gold Tweet at 9/1 from 11/1 earlier (The Sun ‘Longshot’, Daily Mail ‘Main Danger’, The Times)

    • The Sun says: “Came over from France to win the Cleeve Hurdle ahead of Paisley Park last time and has been overpriced by the bookies.”
    • Racing Post adds: “French raider who won the Cleeve Hurdle over C&D on first British start; could be involved.”

     

    SUMMARY – Our choices and options for ‘doing a double’

    1.30pm – Selection: Appreciate It; Outsider: Stage Star.

     

    2.10pm –Selection: Thankyouforthehelp; Outside: Good Time Jonny; Wildcard: Captain Morgs.

     

    3.30pm – Selection: Blazing Khal; Outsider: Gold Tweet.

     

    DOING A DOUBLE

    Selection: Each way double on Appreciate It (1.30pm) and Thankyouforthehelp (2.10pm) at 19/1.

     

    Wildcard Selection: Each way double on Stage Star (1.30pm) and Gold Tweet (3.30pm) at 109/1.

     

    Happy racing and don’t forget to join in and ‘ROAR’ – even if watching at home on ITV Racing.

     

    Editor’s Note – Unlike as is the case in many publications, this article was NOT sponsored or supported by a third-party.

     

    To join our racing followers – who receive a FREE tipping service occasionally by email – please send your relevant details to editorial@thesteepletimes.com.

     

    The Real Whacker
    The Real Whacker valiantly held off the hot favourite Gerri Colombe to score victory in the Brown Advisory. The ‘Racing Post’ now claim that “a Gold Cup campaign could await this Patrick Neville trained seven-year-old” whilst the ‘Daily Mail’s’ Robin Goodfellow observed that the result was a case of “Britain’ll take anything we can get with Ireland comfortably leading 10-4” currently at the Festival.
    Stephen Power
    Popular racing blogger Stephen Power’s tips for ‘St Patrick’s Thursday’ at the Cheltenham Festival 2023 include Mighty Potter (NAP) in the 1.30pm, Good Time Jonny in the 2.10pm and Shishkin in the 3.30pm.
  • Runners & Riders – The Cheltenham Festival 2023, Day 2, ‘Festival Wednesday’

    Runners & Riders – The Cheltenham Festival 2023, Day 2, ‘Festival Wednesday’

    ‘The Steeple Times’ examines the tipsters’ selections and offers options for ‘Festival Wednesday’ at the Cheltenham Festival 2023 including a 45/1 outsider

    The first day of the Cheltenham Festival 2023 saw success for not only Nico de Boinville and Nicky Henderson with a nine-length victory for Constitution Hill – who completed his sixth win on his sixth outing and was described by his trainer as “a freak” – but also a very fine career ending “fairytale” win for Honeysuckle also with a fourth success at the Festival.

     

    We did not get any first-place winners with our selections yesterday, but did secure money returning place positions for Jonbon, Facile Vega and Saint Roi; what saved us from ruination, though, was the perfectly respectable each way double we recommended on Monberg Genius and Constitution Hill.

     

    Today and again with soft ground for ‘Festival Wednesday,’ though everyone will be watching Edwardstone vs. Editeur Du Gite and Energumene in the big race that is the Champion Chase (3.30pm), we suggest EACH WAY BETS on:

     

    1.30pm Cheltenham – ‘The Baring Bingham’ Ballymore Novices’ Hurdle (Grade 1) – 2m 5f, 10 hurdles(10 runners, 3 places)

    Danny Mullins – W. P. Mullins combo Champ Kiely at 8/1 from 15/2 earlier (Daily Mail ‘Robin Goodfellow’, At The Races ‘Watch Out For’)

    Racing Post remarks: “Gamely won Naas Grade 1 from the front in January and has a significant role to play here.”

     

    At The Races adds: “Willie Mullins saddled the winner of this contest 12 months ago and appears to have a cracking chance this time around, firing four bullets at the race. The form of Champ Kiely’s Lawlor’s Of Naas success took a timely boost when the runner-up, Irish Point, struck at Naas on Sunday and he is in danger of going under the radar.”

     

    Also in the same race, Michael O’Sullivan – Barry Connell combo Good Land at 17/4 from 4/1 earlier (Radio 4, Daily Mail ‘Gimcrack’, The Sun ‘Fiver Flutter’, Sporting Life)

    Racing Post remarks: “Held on well to land Grade 1 at Leopardstown last month; well worth place in this line-up.”

     

    The Sun ‘Fiver Flutter’ says: “He won well at Leopardstown last time at Grade 1 level when jumping brilliantly. He’s right in the mix for trainer Barry Connell.”

     

    At The Races observes: “Good Land comfortably won a Grade 1 contest at Leopardstown last month and is by no means out of this either.”

     

    4.10pm Cheltenham – Glenfarclas Chase (Cross Country Chase) – 2m 5f, 32 fences (16 runners, 4 places with Ladbrokes ‘The Grid’)

    Our ‘safe selection’ in this race would be the Davy Russell – Gordon Elliott combo Galvin (Daily Mail ‘Main Danger’, ‘Gimcrack’ and ‘Peter Scudamore’, GG.co.uk, Sporting Life, Racing Post ‘The Punt NAP’, At The Races ‘Watch Out For’, RP Ratings, Mirror) at 21/10 over his widely favoured stablemate Delta Work at 11/8.

    Racing Post muses: “The Gordon Elliott-trained DELTA WORK is taken to win for the second year running. Stablemate Galvin could be a big danger… Festival and Grade 1 winner who is entitled to considerable respect on cross-country debut.”

     

    Stuart Langley (‘The Punt NAP’) for Racing Post adds: “National Hunt Chase winner in 2021, fourth in last season’s Gold Cup. He returned this season with a cosy win in Grade 3 company. First go around this unique track but, he has apparently schooled well, and on ratings, he is the class horse in the race.”

     

    Robin Goodfellow for Daily Mail observes: “GALVIN acquitted himself with credit in the Gold Cup 12 months ago and ought to find this test and change of discipline to his liking. He disappointed in the Savills Chase but the prospect of better ground on the X-Country course should suit.”

     

    At The Races comments: “Delta Work’s main danger may come in the shape of stable companion Galvin, who proved his stamina for this trip when winning the Challenge Cup here in 2021, but he is tackling these Cross Country fences for the first time today.”

     

    Our ‘favoured option’ is Sean Bowen – Martin Keighley combo Back On The Lash at 20/1 from 18/1 earlier (Radio 4, The Sun ‘Fiver Flutter’, WEST COUNTRY)

    Racing Post offers: “Two-time C&D handicap winner; each-way contender if handling the forecast soft ground.”

     

    The Sun ‘Fiver Flutter’ suggests: “Has a good record at this track and beat Delta Work in a handicap here last time. Even at level weights he should be thereabouts.”

     

    Robin Goodfellow for Daily Mail adds: “BACK ON THE LASH would have preferred the rain to have missed Cheltenham, but he loves this track.”

     

    Also in the same race, Rachael Blackmore – Henry De Bromhead combo Gin On Lime at 13/1 from 12/1 earlier

    Racing Post concludes: “4th in Kerry National when last seen; worth each-way respect with 7lb mares’ allowance.”

     

    Also in the same race, our ‘wildcard’ is the Harry Bannister – Richard J. Bandey combo Diesel D’Allier at 45/1 from 40/1 earlier

    Racing Post finishes: “Has won two C&D handicaps and may have needed his last run; not ruled out for a place.”

     

    SUMMARY – Our choices and options for ‘doing a double’

    1.30pm – Selection: Good Land; Outsider: Champ Kiely.

     

    4.10pm – Safe Selection: Galvin; Selection: Back On The Lash; Wildcard: Gin On Lime; Even Wilder Wildcard: Diesel D’Allier.

     

    DOING A DOUBLE

    Selection: Each way double on Good Land (1.30pm) and Galvin (4.10pm) at 14/1.

     

    Happy racing and don’t forget to join in and ‘ROAR’ – even if watching at home on ITV Racing.

     

    Editor’s Note – Unlike as is the case in many publications, this article was NOT sponsored or supported by a third-party.

     

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    Pictured Top – Nico de Boinville on Constitution Hill after his victory in the Champion Hurdle on Tuesday 14th March 2023.

     

    Johnny Beardsall dress code
    Of the newly relaxed dress code at this year’s Festival, Yorkshire Dales milliner Jonny Beardsall told ‘The Guardian’ that he thought the easing of restrictions to be “a dreadful idea.” He added: “It encourages mediocrity. You shouldn’t have your shirt hanging out if you’re over 35. It just looks as if you’ve forgotten to tuck yourself in. And old men in skinny jeans with their arse hanging out the back is a very bad look.”
    Nico de Boinville Constitution Hill 2023 win
    Tweeting after his epic victory on Constitution Hill yesterday, jockey Nico de Boinville enthusiastically mused: “Constitution Hill proved today what a very special horse he is! I’m so pleased for his owner Michael Buckley, the guvnor and all the team at home at Seven Barrows.”
    Zwings
    This morning, ‘The Telegraph’ reported that an e-scooter trial in the Cheltenham area has had to be banned during the Festival and until 17th March after drunken festival goers were caught causing “all sorts of accidents” on them last year. Recalling the antics of last year’s festival-goers, Chris Nelson, Gloucestershire Police and Crime Commissioner, told the BBC: ‘I saw people, and they were clearly intoxicated, getting on these things, more than one person, and then scooting down Evesham Road weaving in and out of the public.’”
  • Runners & Riders – The Cheltenham Festival 2023, Day 1

    Runners & Riders – The Cheltenham Festival 2023, Day 1

    ‘The Steeple Times’ examines the tipsters’ selections and offers options for the first day of the Cheltenham Festival 2023 including a 66/1 outsider

    Today marks the beginning of what the Irish laud as “the greatest show on the turf” that is the Cheltenham Festival and with it comes a week when the weather is expected to be dominated by “sunny intervals” and ground that is “on the softer side of good.” Around 220,000 pints of Guinness will be downed also and the famous ‘Cheltenham ROAR’ will reverberate across Gloucestershire and beyond.

     

    On BBC Radio 4’s Today programme this morning, Ian Renton of the Jockey Club was interviewed about the prospects for the week. Renton shared that the value of the four-day event to the local economy has been analysed as being at around £274 million ($333 million, €311 million or درهم1.2 billion) and that white fences instead of yellow will be used for the first time. This, he argued, would “improve jumping” and equally, he added, the racecourse’s decision to reduce visitor numbers from 280,000 to 250,000 per day would “improve each day for each and every punter.”

     

    Today, on the first day of the festival, the big event is the Unibet Champion Hurdle Challenge Trophy at 3.30pm. It will likely be dominated by Constitution Hill – an “F1 engine horse with Volvo reliability” ridden by Nico de Boinville and trained by Nicky Henderson – and given the current odds of 1/3, this is a two-place race perhaps best just watched though we’ve used a ‘free bet’ on the Twiston-Davies double I Like To Move It at 22/1 as an each way in the two place 2m 87y contest.

     

    Whilst The Steeple Times did not provide published tips for the 2022 festival, we did find a few winners in 2021. Today, we return and instead suggest EACH WAY BETS in some of the more open of the seven races with our selections being:

     

    1.30pm Cheltenham – Sky Bet Supreme Novices’ Hurdle (Grade 1) – 2m 87y, 8 hurdles (14 runners, Ladbrokes paying 4 places)

    Whilst the widely backed favourite is the “high-class” Paul Townend – W. P. Mullins combo Facile Vega at 2/1, those wishing to take a small punt should look at the respected Harry Cobden – Paul Nicholls combo Tahmuras at 11/1 (backed by West Country, Daily Mail ‘Peter Scudamore’).

    Racing Post remarks: “Won the Grade 1 Tolworth and the stiff finish up the hill should be right up his street.”

     

    At The Races observes: “UK hopes appear to rest with the Paul Nicholls-trained Tahmuras, who ticks a key box for stats fans, as he arrives on the back of a ready win in the Grade 1 Tolworth Hurdle last time out.”

     

    Also in the same race, for those wishing to take more of a punt, we are liking The Sun’s ‘Fiver Flutter’ option, the J. J. Slevin – Joseph Patrick O’Brien combo High Definition at 18/1 (Daily Express, Daily Mail ‘Marcus Townend’).

    The Sun shares: “Was an impressive winner on hurdles debut at Leopardstown and can bounce back from unseating there last time out.”

     

    Racing Post less enthusiastic: “Classy on the Flat; plenty of potential in this code but there’s a worry about his jumping.”

     

    Our final option is the Davy Russell – Gordon Elliott ‘Irish raider’ outsider combo Doctor Bravo at an even punchier 25/1.

    Racing Post remarks: “Behind 2 class acts in the Red Mills; this very lightly raced 6yo could have more to offer.”

     

    2.10pm Cheltenham – Sporting Life Arkle Challenge Trophy Novices’ Chase (Grade 1) – 1m 7f 199y, 13 fences (9 runners, 3 places)

    Most tipsters are going with the Paul Townend – W. P. Mullins combo El Fabiolo at 5/4, but given there was only a neck between him and Jonbon in the Top Novices’ Hurdle last season, we’re giving the latter the vote at 33/20 (LAMBOURN, The Times, TOPSPEED, Daily Express, The Star, Daily Record, Sporting Life, Daily Mail ‘Gimcrack,’ ‘Lizzie Kelly’ and ‘Mick Fitzgerald’, At The Races ‘Watch Out For’).

    Racing Post remarks: “Jonbon is respected but EL FABIOLO’s convincing Leopardstown success is very strong form and he’s taken to extend his winning run… Jonbon is, however, a high-class hurdler, unbeaten in three novice chases; jumps well; unlikely to be far away.”

     

    Daily Mail muses: “JONBON beat El Fabiolo over hurdles at Aintree last spring and has done little wrong over fences, even if he was more workmanlike than brilliant at Warwick last time.”

     

    At The Races adds: “Jonbon arrives with an unbeaten record over fences and bids to give his trainer a record eighth victory in the contest. His sole defeat over obstacles came at the hands of stable companion, and an unstoppable force, in Constitution Hill in the Supreme 12 months ago before showing a different side to him when showing real battling qualities against EL FABIOLO at Aintree. A smooth winner on both his chasing debut at Warwick and the Henry VIII at Sandown, the seven-year-old was given a fright by an inferior rival in the Kingmaker and although expected to be a lot sharper on this occasion, the rival he defeated at Aintree is taken to reverse the form.

     

    Also in the same race, Mark Walsh – W. P. Mullins combo Saint Roi at 8/1 (The Sun ‘Fiver Flutter’, Daily Telegraph).

    The Sun ‘Fiver Flutter’ shares: “Ignore his last run as he looked top-class when winning a Grade 1 at Leopardstown on Boxing Day. He can cash in should either El Fabiolo or Jonbon come up short.”

     

    Daily Mail adds: “Saint Roi crashed out of the Irish Arkle but could pick up some pieces late on.”

     

    At The Races observes: “Saint Roi, who unseated behind the selection at the Dublin Racing Festival, will potentially be ridden to pick up the pieces and isn’t one to discount lightly, especially with his past form at this meeting being a County Hurdle winner and having placed in last year’s Champion Hurdle.”

     

    Racing Post less than enthusiastic: “Winner at Leopardstown before unseating rider there last time; recent record is just 1-11.”

     

    Turning to a total wildcard, we’re looking at a small bet on the Sean O’Keeffe – W. P. Mullions combo Ha D’Or at 66/1 down from 80/1 earlier.

    Racing Post concludes: “Already better over fences than hurdles but plenty to find on form with the market leaders… Free-going type (always wears a hood) who flattered to deceive several times over hurdles (one win from seven attempts); he’s the sort to make a better chaser and his second of four in a Grade 3 at Navan (2m, good to yielding) ten days ago was creditable, but as things stand he has plenty to find on form with the market leaders.”

     

    SUMMARY – Our choices and options for ‘doing a double’

    1.30pm – Selection: Tahmuras; Outsider: High Definition.

     

    2.10pm – Selection: Jonbon; Outsider: Saint Roi; Wildcard: Ha D’Or.

     

    DOING A DOUBLE

    Selection: Each way double on Constitution Hill (3.30pm) and Monberg Genius (2.50pm).

     

    Wildcard: Each way double on Jonbon (2.10pm) and Tahmuras (1.30pm) at 35.4/1.

     

    Happy racing and don’t forget to join in and ‘ROAR’ – even if watching at home on ITV Racing.

     

    Editor’s Note – Unlike as is the case in many publications, this article was NOT sponsored or supported by a third-party.

     

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    Pictured Top – Constitution Hill and Nico de Boinville pictured winning the Supreme Novices’ Hurdle at Cheltenham in 2022.

     

    Fitzdares Guinness Club Black Velvet most expensive pint
    Online bookmaker Fitzdares will be offering what they claim to be “the world’s most expensive pint of Guinness” at the festival this week, the ‘Club Black Velvet.’ It consists of what they claim to be a “perfect blend of English sparkling wine and Irish stout” and is priced at a staggering £20 per pint. Of it, the bookmaker’s chief executive officer William Woodhams remarked: “Every year there is more and more controversy around the cost of Guinness at the Cheltenham Festival and frankly we were bored of it. So, to gently rib the complainers and celebrate recent political manoeuvres we have created the world’s most expensive – and finest – pint of the black stuff with a mix of premium English sparkling wine and Guinness brewed in Dublin. Isn’t it the perfect way to celebrate free trade between our two great nations and the Windsor protocol? The Irish visitors to Cheltenham can afford it with their strong currency. Yours for £20.”
    Jonbon
    Will Jonbon be able to triumph over El Fabiolo in the Arkle Chase? Sports Lens observes: “One of the standout horses in the Arkle Challenge Trophy Novices’ Chase is the Nicky Henderson trained Jonbon. The 7-year-old gelding currently sits as the joint favourite at odds of around 13/8 with the best horse racing betting sites. Jonbon has won all but one of his races and boasts a four race winning streak coming into the Arkle Chase here. Last time out, Jonbon won impressively by five-and-a-half lengths in Warwick in a ‘keep busy’ race to prepare for the Cheltenham Festival. Jockey Aidan Coleman will likely be in the saddle on Jonbon – a horse and jockey duo that are well acquainted with each other. Therefore due to his performances last year, he is rightfully the joint betting favourite here. The two joint favourites, Jonbon and El Fabiolo, have faced each other before at Aintree last year in the Betway Top Novices’ Hurdle. On that day, Jonbon won by a neck in an incredibly tight race. Horse racing fans are excited to again see that duel this year at Cheltenham in the Arkle. The French horse has raced at the Cheltenham Festival once before, coming second last year behind Constitution Hill in the Supreme Novices’ Hurdle. He certainly looks a strong horse and looks like one of the ones to beat here in the Arkle Chase, alongside El Fabiolo.”